This is for all those people who have dealt with 'face control'!!!
Although I have never heard of anyone being so desperate they offer to have sex with a bouncer to get into a club... but I'll let you know what happens next time I try to go to Pacha (pronounced 'pa-cha' in Moscow!)

A walk to the metro, which usually takes two mintues took about ten today because the pavements have turned into rivers of dirty slush, snow is falling in very large chunks from the buildings- which makes going anywhere sporting to say the least, and I passed about three men who fell (not at the same time and in different locations) over because they were all blind drunk. A great advert for never drinking again. Well at least until next weekend...